ALTERNATE/POSITIVE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT Aug. 13/90 Karl Rigelhof

CHORUS:
(You need an)
Alternate/positive
Attitude
Adjustment
(Dude/required)

I hate to sound condescending
I really don't mean to be rude
But I think you have difficulty (in) comprehending/understanding
That you('ve) got/have a problem with your attitude
It sucks

You have a chip on your shoulder
Daring (anyone/all) to (be) knock(ed) (it) off
A polar iceberg couldn't be colder
You're a chip off the old block
You're fucked

I don't want to sound degrading
I really dislike (to) be(ing) cruel
But (I think) your ego needs deflating
(And) you're always acting (like) a/the pompous fool
It stinks

You have rocks for brains
(And) you're (so) damned stubborn
(I'd say) you're completely deranged
(And that) you've got the bull by the horns
(No) (bull) (shit)
(Or is it by/at the other end)